Reputation with Intelligence™
When the story turns on you, get the truth out first.
Conrad Brain watches the news and social media around the clock, tells you what is really happening, drafts honest responses in minutes, and gets your side in front of the reporters who matter. You approve every word.
Conrad is a fictional publicist. The monitoring, the drafting and the people who approve it are not.
The trailer
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The stakes
Silence is a statement. So are shortcuts.
A rumour nobody answers becomes the story, and a crisis team that has to be woken and briefed loses the hours that matter most. Conrad is already awake and reading. The shortcuts, meanwhile, have become expensive.
How it works
Five moves, from first alert to full recovery.
Every crisis is different. The discipline is the same.
Monitor
News, broadcast, social, forums, podcasts and reviews, watched every minute.
Assess
What is true, who is talking, how fast it is spreading, and how bad it could get.
Respond
Holding statements, posts and FAQs in your voice, checked against your facts.
Coverage
The right reporters, honest pitches, a ready spokesperson, and corrections where they got it wrong.
Recover
Sentiment tracked back to normal, real good news told, and a playbook for next time.
Our guardrails
We don't wag the dog.
Ours is asleep on the desk.
The joke is the name. The practice is principled. Conrad will never invent a story, fake a review, run a bot or hide behind a sock puppet, and a rules engine stops him before he could try. Every post is approved by a person, and every decision is on the record.
Sovereign AI
Your crisis stays in the room.
The worst day of your year is not something to paste into a public chatbot. Conrad runs on open-weight models on private hardware that Webspinner owns and operates, not on a rented cloud AI. Your drafts, your documents and your bad news never train anyone else's model.
It is also why Conrad can afford to read everything, all the time: no meter running per word.
- Private by design. Your materials stay on hardware we run, under your instructions.
- On the record. Every alert, draft, approval and send is logged, so you can show your board, a regulator or a court exactly what was said and why.
- People in charge. The machine drafts. A named human decides.
Meet Conrad
The publicist mind. Never sleeps, never lies.
“Anyone can make a story disappear for a day. I'd rather make the true one worth reading.”
Conrad Brain, who is fictional, but means it.
Conrad is the voice and the mind behind the service: warm, unflappable, and very good at his job. He is our own original character, a tip of the hat to the great fictional fixers of film, with one improvement. He plays it straight.
- Listen
- Understand
- Strategize
- Shape narratives
- Build trust
- Protect reputations
- Create opportunity
No testimonials here
We'd have to make them up. We don't do that.
Conrad Brain is taking its first clients now. Tell us what is happening, and a person will reply.
Reputation is a force for good.